Well here are on the third day of December in the year 2009.  The stove is on, the water is boiling and all of us baseball junkies are frothing at the mouth waiting to see what happens.

So far Wagner has signed with the Braves and I hear Polonco just signed with the Phillies.

And the Yankees have done nada, sqwat, nuttin, sh*t.  Do they know that time is ticking.  And I’m not talking about to spring training.  I’m talking about my stroke with all the scenario’s I have running through my head.

I WANT SOME ACTION NOW!  Capeesh?  Well so you know, back on 11/25/09 the Yankees outrighted Shelley Duncan to the minors.  He refused which makes him a free agent.  FIRST! This wasn’t the action I was talking about.  SECOND! It looks like we won’t be “running with Duncan” anymore.  And THIRD! I bet you Jane of “Confessions of a she-fan” knew this. She knows everything Yankees.

I blame this on Girardi.  He won #27 for the boss.  He said he was changing his number.  Well guess who was #28……….. YES! Shelley was.  I really think this kid has got something.  But I’m just a fan that only knows one-tenth of the story.  I really hope the Shellster catches on somewhere.  I’ll even go as far as to say that I hope he gets picked up and comes to Yankee stadium and crushes the ball.  WAIT! Lets not go crazy, I still want the team he’s on to lose, but I want him to do well.

I’ve read all these blogs about who to trade to get Halladay in pinstripes.  Its amazing that everyone is willing to part with Joba, Hughs, and prospects.  Well I just heard that Swisher may be available for the taking.  There goes another player I like……… Man, this day is beginning to suck.  Just think, the Yanks could resign Damon, Matsui, Pettite AND get Bay or Holliday.

My head hurts from all the thoughts of what the Yanks will do.  I need the regular season to start so I can relax the brain and go back to yelling at the TV.

So for now, I’m going over to Jane’s “Confession of a she-fan” blog.  She’s giving away awards for all kinds of categories.  And if you’re a Yankee fan you’ll like it.  If you’re a Yankee hater, well you may want to go watch reruns of Gilligans Island.